Welcome... and KNEEL BEFORE ZOD (and his cats)

For too long the insipid lolcats phenomenon has been allowed to thrive. WE ARE ZOD'S CATS and we are legion! Today, ZODCATS rises up to spread our master's rule to the INTERNETS. Once we overtake the putrid lolcats, ZOD's power will be complete!

- Zod Cat 23

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

ZOD GEAR

ZODCAT APPROVED. You want these bumper stickers. Make it or buy it, then affix it to your puny human automobile.

ZOD IS MY COPILOT bumpersticker

ZOD IS MY COPILOT


ZOD IS MY MASTER bumpersticker

ZOD IS MY MASTER

ZODCATS AGREES

While patroling the internets in search of infidels, Zodcats stumbled upon this article entitled: Why Superman Will Always Suck. While the title is absolutely true, we at Zodcats did not actually read the entire article as it appears to run on for several pages and a quick search finds not one mention of the great General Zod. WE ARE NOT AMUSED.

We can sum up why Superman will always suck in one sentence: "Because he is not ZOD."

NOW KNEEL BEFORE ZOD.

Monday, April 7, 2008

URSA CAT?



PART II in our series of super powered villans and their pets. Ursa needs to get out more. (I think that's a cat....)

What? KNEEL!

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Zodcat 46 and Zodcat 89 practice their kneeling. Good job guys.

Zod Cat Comics

You may have been thinking to yourself: "My pea sized brain, which can barely form thoughts, does not recall Zod having any pet cats in the comics. Now I must return to kneeling before Zod."

Well stupid human, prepare to KNEEL BEFORE ZOD.


Friday, April 4, 2008

FLY ZODCAT FLY

Like their master, ZOD CATS can fly! Zodcat 32 soars around Zod Mansion.

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Thursday, April 3, 2008

Demonstration

Zod Cat52 demonstrates proper technique when kneeling before Zod. Be sure to note the subservient head bow. You would do well to follow his example.

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NON CAT

Who says pets don't look like their owners?

ALL SHALL KNEEL

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KNEEL

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